Maisha Savani
My Address, Email, and Phone Number That You Can Use To Contact Me When You Reject Me
Education
Overpriced University,Boston,MA
Bachelor of Arts in a Major That I Now Realize Will Never Make Me $$$ May 2019
Minor: Something Random that has nothing to do with my major in order to demonstrate that I’m “well-rounded”
A High School You Have Never Heard of and Don’t Care For ,New York,NY
Related Experience
The Only Significant Position Worth Looking At (January 2017-)———————————-Boston,MA
This is probably the only relevant experience that I have that is remotely impressive and that’s why I’m flaunting it first in my application. I will ramble on about my supposed responsibilities and what I have gained from my time here, but I’m incredibly desperate to leave. So please- help me.
Some Bullshit Job I Had The Summer Before College (2015)—————————————-New York,NY
Wow was I desperate for any job I could get, because this really sucked the soul of me.
Something I Did Five Years Ago That I Will Try To Pass Off As Relevant————————-New York,NY
I know I’m really stretching it her, but hey- you got to do what it takes to fill the page- am I right?
Additional Experience
Generic Board Position In College (Sept 2016-)———————————————————Boston,MA
A staff position I’m not going to care for in a year when I graduate for this club is dying out anyways.
Something From High School That I Will Refuse to Take Off My Resume (2015)————-New York,NY
Something that’s probably completely irrelevant at this point but I’m too proud of it to take it off my resume just yet.
Related Skills
Slept through half a CPR Class.
Know five words in French and will try to pass it off as being proficient.
Ctrl C + Ctrl V
Typing data into Excel
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